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1. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
2. Kick the bucket
3. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
4. Musical recliners.
5. Simon says something incoherent.
6. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.
OLD IS WHEN:
1. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
2. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.
3. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
4. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!
5. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen a sleep yet.
6. My husband says I never listen to him. At least I think that's what he said.
Just remember... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
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